I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help
I Write Sins Not Guavadies - Panic! At The Guava from A Guava You Can't Sweat Out
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.